Geek Haiku http://geekhaiku.net Daily Techie Haiku Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Scandal http://geekhaiku.net/2010/09/scandal/ http://geekhaiku.net/2010/09/scandal/#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:00:00 +0000 Ray Salemi http://geekhaiku.net/2010/08/scandal/

Modern sad story * A career-ending scandal * Porn in the web cache

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70′s porn source * National Geographic * Now, just google “boobs”

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Sweet starlit bedroom * LEDs on the ceiling * Geek love nest.  Oh yeah!

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Arrgh!  Why must things change? *   Confusion on my desktop  *  New iTunes icon

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News flash from a friend * “Microsoft is paying cash!” * Wow. Blast from the past

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Hot Starbucks coffee * An addictive coding jolt * My nerves jump for joy

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Gave nostalgic gift * D&D players handbook * Passing on geek memes

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Oppressive ringtone * Cock-a-doodle-do my ass * It’s just a phone call.

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Atari, Apple * Commodore Pet, Trash-80 * 8-bit memories..

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Windows 7 fail * Twanging dialog boxes * Fresh new UI Hell

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